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शैतान से संवाद (सन्दर्भ केजरीवाल)

Posted On: 19 Feb, 2014 हास्य व्यंग में

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एक मनचला सियासी,हुस्न का शैदायी,जंगल के रास्ते जा रहा था । एक खूबसूरत जवान ऊॅंटनी को देखकर उसका मन मचल गया । जवानी किसी भी जीव में हो मन को विचलित कर ही देती है । जवान का मन मचल गया । वह ऊॅंटनी का बोसा लेना चाहता था । ऊॅंटनी की लम्बी गरदन बबूल के शाखों को छू रही थी । जवान कोई तरीका सोचने लगा,जिससे वह ऊॅंटनी का बोसा ले सके ।
जवान के तेज दिमाग में बिजली कौंधी । उसने बबूल की एक डाल तोड़ कर ऊॅंटनी को दिखाया । शाख को  देख कर ऊॅंटनी ने गरदन झुका ली और बबूल के पत्ते खाने लगी । जवान ने इस बीच अपने मन की मुराद हासिल कर ली ।
ऊॅंटनी तो सहज भाव से फिर बबूल की ऊंची डालों पर पत्तियॉं चरने लगी । जवान का मन पश्चाताप से विचलित हो गया । उसने दुःखी स्वर में  कहा – लहौल-बिला-कूवत,मेरे सिर शैतान सवार हो गया था ।
संयोग से शैतान भी पास ही खड़ा था । उसने कहा – बरखुरदार,क्यों मुझे बदनाम करते हो । ये हिकमत (उपाय) तो मेरे फरिश्ते भी नहीं सोच सकते थे । तुम तो मेरे भी बाप निकले ।
साहबान,थोड़ा कहा बहुत समझना,चिट्ठी को तार समझना । हाथ कंगन को आरसी क्या,पढ़े लिखे को फारसी क्या । बात को अफसाना बनाने में बंदा माहिर नहीं है । अर्ज ये कि सियासत के जंगल में ऐसे तमाम जवान डरावनी आवाज में गरज रहे हैं,जिन्हें देख कर हैरानी होती है । इन सियासी जीवों की पैदाइश कैसे और कहॉं से हुयी जीवशास्त्री अभी इस पर रिसर्च कर रहे हैं । नतीजा कब आयेगा कहा नहीं जा सकता । हमारे मुल्क में लोकतंत्र की तबाही के बाद आयेगा या पहले इस बारे में विभिन्न मत है । कुछ शोधकर्ताओं का मत है  कि इन सियासी प्राणियों का जन्म अमेरिकी फोर्ड फाउंडेशन से हुआ । कुछ कहते हैं कि इनके विकास में रमन मैग्सेसे पुरूस्कार का योगदान है । कुछ शोधकर्ता इन प्राणियों के उद्भव और विकास में अरब देशों के अकूत धन का योगदान मानते हैं । कुछ विशेषज्ञ इन्हें मजहबी जेहादियों की देन समझते हैं । कुछ विशेषज्ञों का मानना है कि लालपट्टी के जंगल से निकलकर माओवादियों का अग्रिम दस्ता दिल्ली में दाखिल हो गया है । जंगल में रहने वाले माओवादियों के हाथों में  हथियार है और दिल्ली में दहाड़ रहे तथाकथित माओवादियों की तीखी जबान धारदार नेजे का काम करती है ।
बहरकैफ,शोधकर्ताओं की दलील हम  उन्हीं के हाल पर छोड़ देते हैं । इन प्राणियों का मकसद लोकतंत्र की इमारत गिराकर देश का हाल मिस्र और नेपाल जैसा करना है । बकौल शायर –
शैख ने मस्जिद बना मिस्मार बुतखाना किया ।
पहले इक सूरत भी थी अब साफ वीराना किया ।
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ajaykumarsingh के द्वारा
February 25, 2014

कमल वाले कीचड की सडांध से उठी दु्र्गन्ध है ये अभिवयक्ति.आज जो हमे अधिकार दे कर गुलामी से  मुक्ति देने का प्रयास कर रहा है वो विदेशी एजेन्ट,नक्सलवादी लग रहा है और जो हमारा ही वोट लेकर  हमारे ऊपर ही शासन और देश को लूटते रहे हैं वो देशभक्त. 

    kmmishra के द्वारा
    February 27, 2014

    भाई अजय कुमार जी केजरीवाल जी से बहुत से प्रश्न पूछने हैं. कुछ नीचे हैं. 1. Who gave the Bungalow in Connaught Place for Rs 1/month as rent to Aam Aadmi Party? Why his/her name hasn’t been disclosed? 2. Binayak Sen, a member of Planning Commission, drafts policies of Aam Aadmi Party. Then, what is the connection between AAP and Congress? 3. AK says, he served 5 years as an honest IRS officers, but no transfers happened ever. Whereas, in the same system people like Ashok Khemka gets transferred twice a year for his honesty. Why? 4. Admiral Ramdas, who is a part of AAP’s internal Lokpal, was against Nuclear Tests held in Pokharan. He even vowed to fast in front of 7 RCR against the tests. In a reaction to this, Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam had said, “Ramdas can sit on a fast in Islamabad because Pakistan was planning to conduct nuclear tests.” (Ref: Ignited Minds by APJ Abdul Kalam) Why did AK take persons like him in his party? 5. Santosh Koli, closest aide of Arvind Kejriwal, was killed in a hit and run case. Should not he pursue this issue or demand probe? 6. AK blames, Congress and BJP to be like mafias. Why doesn’t he come and prove his statement? 7. Why has Aam Aadmi Party given tickets to some rejected workers of both BJP and Congress in Delhi? Is popularity the main factor behind selection? 8. Donation for the movement got collected all over the nation, still why is it being used for a political party that exists only in Delhi? 9. Why is the supporters of IAC receive mails from AAP? Who hacked the IAC’s database? 10. Kejriwal’s NGO was supported by Infosys of which Nandan Nilekani is a co-founder and also the chief of Aadhar Project and moreover, enjoys the rank of a cabinet minister. It is well-known for Nilekani to contest from South Bangalore Loksabha on a Congress’s ticket. Isn’t it Congress-AAP bhai-bhai? 11. A few months ago, Yogendra Yadav addressed a meeting organised by Rajiv Gandhi foundation. This meeting was chaired by Sonia Gandhi and here Yogendra Yadav spoke passionately about creating India of Nehru’s dreams. Now does he not want to do the same in AAP? 12. Closeness of Sanjiv Bhat and Prashant Bhushan is well-known. They organised a workshop together against Modi’s govt in IFI (Islamic Foundation of India). Also, Sanjiv Bhat’s wife contested against Narendra Modi with a Congress’s ticket. Does it not mean Congress-AAP are different faces of the same coin? 13. Arvind’s NGO received huge funds from Tata Trust. He exposed Ambani brothers, but why is he silent against Tata’s role in 2G scam? 14. Why have publications like Indian Express, Tehelka, Kafila, Open, Caravan, Hindustan Times, NDTV who gave negative coverage to the movement and then again when the party was formed have suddenly started praising Arvind Kejriwal? Is Congress using its clout in media in creating an illusion that Arvind Kejriwal is a major force in Delhi elections to split opposition’s votes? 15. Sanjay Kumar, the associate and deputy of Yogendra Yadav, did not give a single seat to Aam Aadmi Party in his own survey (Divided They Fail: 7 October 2013, Indian Express). Whose survey to believe, Sanjay Kumar or Yogendra Yadav? 16. What is the source of income of Manish Sisodia, Gopal Rai, Sanjay Singh and Arvind Kejriwal? Is it the donations from common people? 17. Some journalists say that Arvind had several secret meetings with Ahmed Patel (political adviser of Sonia Gandhi) and Pawan Khera (political advisor of Sheila Dikshit). What is the deal? What did they talk about? 18. Shazia Ilmi, Prashant Bhushan and Yogendra Yadav openly supported the controversial communal violence bill. What is Aam Aadmi Party’s stand on the same?Is it still their personal views like Prashant Bhushant’s view on Kashmir’s plebiscite? 19. Prashant Bhushan and Co. have filed several PILs for Gujarat riots. Have they filed a single PIL in court regarding the recent riots in Uttar Pradesh or in West Bengal. Is only Gujarat on the target? 20. In March 2012, Kejriwal and Prashant Bhushan were preparing a list of candidates for Himachal Assembly elections. Then, why this drama of fasting in July & saying that they were left with no other option but to form a party when it got decided many months before? Anna himself scolded Arvind, Prashant and co. when he came to know their plans to contest in Himachal elections and they had to drop their plans. 21. After elections were announced in Delhi, most cases of violation of Model Code of Conduct have been registered against Aam Aadmi Party – 61 against AAP, 54 against BJP, 52 against Congress and 2 against BSP as per Election Commission of Delhi. Are you cleaning the system or damaging it further? 22. Arvind was against High Command culture in politics. The same culture and same personality cult is there in AAP. Why posters of AAP only has pictures of Arvind Kejriwal? 23. How can Arvind declare himelf the next CM of Delhi. That call has to be taken by MLAs after elections! AAM Aadmi Party is nothing but Arvind-Arvind Party being run as one man’s business? 24. Arvind says he has sacrificed by leaving IRS because the system is rotten. Why is his wife Sunita still a part of the rotten system and enjoys the perks and privileges of that same system? Why doesn’t she also quit IRS and contest elections in Delhi? 25. Arvind lives in the same house alloted to his IRS wife in Koshambi by Govt. This is pure double-speak. Arvind and his family enjoy all perks given by the govt? 26. Why in all of Aam Aadmi Party there is nobody bigger in stature than Arvind Kejriwal? Why people like Kiran Bedi, Fali S Nariman, Santosh Hegde, Rajinder Singh, P V Rajagopal, Medha Patkar, Devinder Sharma, Arvind Gaur, Archbishop of Delhi, Syed Mahmood Madani are not part of the party? 27. Is it a fact that in your entire service of 20 years in Indian Revenue Service, you never served outside Delhi, even though the norms of the service are that all IRS officers serve a posting only for 3 years in a place’? 28. Is it a fact that even your wife, who also is an Indian Revenue Service Officer, has never served outside Delhi? 29. Is it a fact that any serving officer who goes on a study leave for two years with full pay, has to submit a full report of his study to GOI? 30. Is it a fact that you didn’t submit a full report, but only an interim report to G0I with a promise to submit a full report later, which you never did? 31. Isn’t it a fact that the Service Rules provide that an officer who goes on a study leave has to compulsorily serve GOI for 3 years ? 32. Is it a fact that you went on an unsanctioned leave, without permission, after serving for only one and a half year, post the study leave? 33. Is it a fact that you were transferred to Chandigarh once, but you never joined? 34. Is it a fact that you then sought voluntary retirement from service and even without it being approved, you absented from your office? 35. As a serving officer of IRS did you take permission of GOl to form your NG0? 36. Is it a fact that the NGO Kabir, with whom you are closely associated. received US$ 172000 in 2005, $ 197000 in 2008 from Ford Foundation? 37. Was this foreign money used to organize seminars, advocacy discussions, programmes, social media campaigns and publicity material related to the issue of corruption? 38. Being still in service did you take permission from your Ministry to receive these foreign and private funds in your NGO ? 39. Why there are no details of individual donors and Corporate donors on any website of your NGOs? 40. Is it a fact that you took a cheque of Rs. 2 Crores to Anna and he refused to accept as he felt collection was much more? 41. A senior member of your Core Committee has alleged that you have misappropriated funds to the tune of 20 Crores. Why you have not responded to this charge? 42. We would also like to know your relationship with US based NGO Avaaz, which has been funding Civil Disobedience Movements in Libya Tunisia Egypt and Syria’? What is the logistical and other support your anti-corruption movement received from Avaaz ? 43. Is it a fact that you had announced to lead a Tehrir Square like movement in Delhi? 44. Is it a fact that you have diverted the funds which you received in the name of India Against Corruption to your NGO Parivartan/Public Cause Research Foundation ? 45. Why have you collected funds for India Against Corruption in Parivartan/ PCRF? 46. You did connect a disconnected electric connection on non-payment of dues, which resulted in a criminal offence against the consumer. As a responsible citizen of the country, don’t you think it was a criminal act to do so?

s.p. singh के द्वारा
February 25, 2014

भाई मिश्रा जी बहुत खूब कुछ शोधकर्ता इन प्राणियों के उद्भव और विकास में अरब देशों के अकूत धन का योगदान मानते हैं । कुछ विशेषज्ञ इन्हें मजहबी जेहादियों की देन समझते हैं । कुछ विशेषज्ञों का मानना है कि लालपट्टी के जंगल से निकलकर माओवादियों का अग्रिम दस्ता दिल्ली में दाखिल हो गया है । जंगल में रहने वाले माओवादियों के हाथों में हथियार है और दिल्ली में दहाड़ रहे तथाकथित माओवादियों की तीखी जबान धारदार नेजे का काम करती है । बहरकैफ,शोधकर्ताओं की दलील हम उन्हीं के हाल पर छोड़ देते हैं । इन प्राणियों का मकसद लोकतंत्र की इमारत गिराकर देश का हाल मिस्र और नेपाल जैसा करना है । धन्यवाद.

    kmmishra के द्वारा
    February 25, 2014

    शुक्रिया सिंह जी,

abhishek shukla के द्वारा
February 24, 2014

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